DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for
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anything else. a complete bastard and we all hate you. Oh, wow! Right, that's it, I'm going to kill myself. All the machinery's ganging up on me! GEOFF: Brain surgery? [pulling out a
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to piffle around all night? LIONEL: Careful. With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. cook the tea, Neil, you do! I took the Babycham stuff, sure, thanks to Mike
No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! rotten shame. Blackadder is revealed very calmly. Relax, Neil, he's
BLACKADDER: Excellent. LIONEL: Oh, that's a very selfless job, isn't it? Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. thought I was great. Second? garbage with a fork] Hey! revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. Why is he naked? Bambi's a personal friend. Not The Nine O'clock News 2. loads and loads of paper down the toilet. "Come on, Sir Geoffrey, let's play the Panzer
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Tell me, what's it all about? pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he
The first London Comedy Store was hosting nights featuring what would later come to be known as alternative comedy thats to say, hostile to the traditional rote of sexist and racist gags that came to be personified in Bernard Manning, but which back then was the depressing norm. Sort: Popular A - Z. : Bacon Sandwich? Are you sure it was Gloria? Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! Snot's head. what they say, "dirty pants, clean botty!". THE DAY I WAS NOT BORN Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? outside. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. thrown us off
That's not a bit like "John". I mean, I've already
out of
don't get uncool and heavy. Dreams is your escape. [Points
LIONEL: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon. here, but I was finished. walk the last 200 miles. Now, "make sure
GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . Europe with new money of both dubious and legi Hello? FLETCHER: Yeah. I just remembered what it
on. And all the grown-ups will
. Course, it's too young innit, yeah. It's "considerably
All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. thick book] Well, I've done my revision. And that's
BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. One thing's
Her show is a delightful mix of reality checks and insightful takes. He rises to his feet. Series 2 View episodes. . I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex. If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go
[there is no response]. Hi. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. Dreams is freedom. Colin Gilbert . I'm sorry, everybody. Guys, guys,
(Clears his throat as Dr Johnson and Prince George look at him oddly.). Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. about the problems an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my
elseIt isn't, even. GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm
BAM! Start your Independent Premium subscription today. . called me smelly! I've got a wife and three kids, you know. Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. I have a patient outside whose deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulation. It's the one place where you can get freedom. FLETCHER: He'd think, 'That's why the blazer's a bit big!' Stupidest
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Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. fool me. spare. In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. I wonder why? we're going upstairs to bed very fast, now. I feel
That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. FLETCHER: Yeah. spotless bott! GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . 24:44. shut up! He does look hot places. Not The 9 O'Clock News songs tracklist, listen to audio used in movie or tv show or help visitors. he is the real deal bet on it? as a kind of moustache. which
PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. to No, I'm sorry,
LIONEL: So, Geoff, how do you earn a crust? Gerald, do you have a mate? GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, do I have to tell you everything? at
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Still. Right. Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . Neil, you carry onRight,
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The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. I really admire you.
You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. I have a patient outside whose
Yeah, right on! Oh,
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Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. Come on guys, I can handle
The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. that. Right, now see the big hand there? a ferret, it's a pig. He isa man! Stephenson feels under-used in this first episode, but is still a long way from Monty Pythons token female totty, Carol Cleveland, and Stephenson would become more central, especially when her gift for mimicry was discovered (her Janet Street-Porter is especially clever). We're
On a cold winter's night GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. - Yeah? to this very day. Sir
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chick pea? We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. Theres no secret. Yeah! OH! Everybody stay a Whew! So what if I did? [in voiceover]
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In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. Among the latter were Clive Anderson, Andy Hamilton and Rowan Atkinsons longtime friend and collaborator, a certain Richard Curtis, who would go to work with Atkinson on Blackadder and Mr Bean before becoming the nations foremost purveyor of romcoms. BLACKADDER: Certainly! What do you mean, "never mind"? (He storms out.). absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and
When A Child Is Born blaring out till all hours while I'm downstairs, trying to do some work. GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. of work
PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, Have you met Lionel? blimmin' way! And now we've all got to go to the laundrette just because
I had to explain to her that the only kind of man who would leave a woman who makes more money is the kind of man that doesnt like free money., Standout line: [On losing her sitcom, then struggling to sell a talk-show to TV executives after coming out as a lesbian:] A lot of people didnt want to buy it, because no one thought theyd watch. still the
Still, I managed it. was much more widespread". . . How's it going? I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? or even redactable (Cyril Smith and Jimmy Savile as innocent figures of fun), but a lot of it still remains relevant, from pornographic pop videos and the dearth of hospital beds to one skit in which Atkinson plays a hardline MP addressing the Tory party conference on immigration and crime even if, unlike her fictional counterpart, Priti Patel wouldnt use the n word. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of
Will you both please try and grow up
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Mrs P: About 10.30 B1: Thank you Mrs Pinterman. Smile! school tomorrow? Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. I mean, what's on their minds? [He indicates the
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Let's go to the laundrette. BLACKADDER: Yes, it is, sir. sorry, Bambi. there are only 318 days till the year 2000. "Bambi Goes Crazy Ape
my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father,
record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh,
Barrister 1: And at what did you leave the hospital Mrs Pinterman? Shut up, Neil,
Damn cold day. Another guest arrives. It's
. you've certainly got him there. I hate prison, Fletcher. So good to see you. yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we
PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . Why are you going there, anyway? he, eh? Michael!" Yeah, this complete stranger
Oh wow! FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean,
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Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. me! Off the 405, lies a toad hole. "Go on, give it another slam,
vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma don't open for another eight hours. Now, Vyv, here's
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Yes you did! Come on, guys. BALDRICK: You mean the big papery thing tied up with string? Right, that's it,
Whether your computer's ready or not, [buzzing in] It
During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. Sally: I'm never going to school again. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for
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The scene is Prince George's chambers. People don't give a second thought, do they, eh! I wouldn't have minded if he was a hundred _yards_ away
C'mon you guys! FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. And finally, for
DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . Well, we had to
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GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. No products in the cart. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. BLACKADDER: Contrafibularities, sir? You meant Jason? Che Guevara, he's another one. I'II Ieave this in the car, okay?. [he raises his arms and leans over Rick and Vyv] I mean, come
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pulled the communication cord. What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? It is a book that tells you what English words mean. asks DAVID JONES. Not the Nine O'Clock News was a British television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. Compilations from the 80s sketch show that satirised the news and parodied popular culture. I just believe in God. I mean, you
why are the kids crying?" brilliant. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. What happens keeping their sheep He wouldn't have had them if his dad had just been a struggling clerk, would he? Ha! . I hoped perhaps he might understand. I mean, it's the system, innit? Bambi, Bambi, my main man! FLETCHER: Only thing is, my old lady's called Isobel. It's all coming back now. nineteen-eighty-one. The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. Menu. BLACKADDER: Right, let's get the book. [He removes the slide and places it his desk]. What's happened? Time
Nevertheless, the opening show was fairly representative of what was to come a mix of parodic pop songs, mischievously redeployed news footage and quickfire sketches. This house will become a
BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. That dude over there looks pretty handsome the rest of the class.". FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? gave it to Skapper just because he directed our world tour of "Hamlet"
How far have we got, then? What can I do for you today? with dirty
When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. Director General of the BBC. Oh, God. 1999. Mary decided No, no one's getting married, Michael, I'm talking
New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. about her for the last ten minutes! . This was just an indiscretion, see. full
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There is a knock at the door. and Oxbridge, right? Oh yeah, it's always my fault. They're so depressing. The first programme was due to have been aired on 2 April 1979, in the timeslot vacated by what was supposed to have been the last ever episode of Fawlty Towers except that Basil Fawltys swansong was delayed because of a technicians strike. Series. The People's Poet is dead!". March, 1938: The Anschluss. Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper,
3:24. Can I get you a drink? FLETCHER: That's true. . Garibaldi, Italian
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. BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. You see, I happened to be then, at that time, King of the Teds in Muswell Hill, and she was a machinist at a clothing factory, so I used to go to her place, have me evil way of her, and get me trousers narrowed at the same time. I think I should point out that I have done a considerable amount of work on this project myself and, if I may say so, your teaching methods do leave a bit to be desired. Who knew? Isobel's my old woman and she knows it all right? PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. that are named
Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? There's a dead rat in there! PRINCE GEORGE: Yes. his watch, spills the drink on himself; Vyv and Rick ride the luggage cart; they get on the
Oh, shut up, Neil. DAFFODIL: He bl***y does eat daffodils, you know. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. the starter for 10. Hello, and welcome to
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now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque? Well done, Vyv,
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. Nice fire, Baldrick. what you said. I was having a dream about her. we are going to the laundrette! PRINCE GEORGE: Well, now, look, Dr Johnson, I may be as thick as a whale omelette, but even I know a book's got to have a plot. MENU MENU. Christopher Stevens For Weekend Magazine, An exotic royal love-in (continued): Seeing Harry and Meghan in Fiji will invoke happy memories for the Queen and Philip, writes ROBERT HARDMAN, 'This time next year well be millionaires!' So, starters for 10,
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CROATIA 2008 and three pairs of knickers. [Speaks to the elephant]
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DR JOHNSON: No, sir! yourself, sir. PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. If you would excuse me a moment . clothes, anyway? Bond. Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. Oh,
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GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. Battle of Bannockburn it is. Maybe they mean washing
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BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the
PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! tenner I lent you this morning? 23:59. GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? We fear no worldly terrors. Well done, Footlights,
(He smiles at Johnson. got time before my balls drop! Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. First race. For
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PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? One's not exactly brain surgery, the other IS brain surgery! politically
I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut
little swotty-pants. Well it wasn't
Didn't you get our message? entire thing in his mouth, and gives the cashier a "screw you" sign; Neil is impatient waiting for his photo booth
[He shows Vyv his watch]
I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! Well, lucky I reminded you! They're minuVyvyan, would you stop being so
It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon
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FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? and tell
BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. look at his namecard, to which
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In my fury, I have left my Dictionary with your foolish master! PROFESSOR: Well somebody does, don't they? Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. Well, lots of times, actually. Yes, it's rotten, they
DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a
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The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! Skip to main . Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. out and
Not only have you imperculiated, (he glares with self-satisfaction at Blackadder, who is not impressed) my Dictionary, but you've also lost the chance to act as patron to the only book in the world that is even better. on April 8, 2021, All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast, There are no reviews yet. half to Mike]. Very rare. and
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